Weiner Whiner Line on WEEI. Why do "The Big Show", guys think every message is so hysterically funny? Options

[khan]

And it works, he's just a big-mouthed boozebag. The best was when he got suspebded a few years ago for getting completely shitfaced during a Patriots game remote. People say he was drinking Captain and Cokes, and he finished off at least a bottle on his own.

we were neighbors in the north end for two years and drank together at least twice a week at the Drummer on Salem during 1999-2001. The drummer, like a lot of north end places, was just beer and wine, though he threw the owner some Sox tic in order to keep a bottle of SoCo on site for him. Code word was "scooby doo" (i shit you not). one night the dude kept asking for another and another and stronger and in pint glasses. he got so fucked up, puked, went outside and puked some more, came back in all sweaty and smelling of puke and farts, and mumbles "scooby jew" and was asked to leave. two days later, he says "lets get a drink at the push-cart" he found another unsuspecting bar owner.

This post has been edited by khan: Nov 5 2007, 03:22 PM

[TOPPER]

we were neighbors in the north end for two years and drank together at least twice a week at the Drummer on Salem during 1999-2001. The drummer, like a lot of north end places, was just beer and wine, though he threw the owner some Sox tic in order to keep a bottle of SoCo on site for him. Code word was "scooby doo" (i shit you not). one night the dude kept asking for another and another and stronger and in pint glasses. he got so fucked up, puked, went outside and puked some more, came back in all sweaty and smelling of puke and farts, and mumbles "scooby jew" and was asked to leave. two days later, he says "lets get a drink at the push-cart" he found another unsuspecting bar owner.

Awesome story. Maybe it was SoCo then, not Captains, but he was all fired up on an amber colored liquid, and got a one week rip.

[sixpinelbow]

Your reaction is the funny part. The Big Show is one giant farce. You're not supposed to take any of them seriously, unless they have Felger on, because he's the only one who isn't a ridiculous homer.

But the sad thing is that people DO take them seriously. I listen casually, but mainly because I just like trying to figure out what the fuck Smerlas is saying. I also grew up in Buffalo so I like listening to Vic Carucci too.

[WTF Jones]

I can't stand Gresh. Dude thinks that the louder you say something the smarter it is.

Gresh is like that 3-bill-weighing Pats fan wearing a skinny guy's jersey. He critiques the FOOT-WORK of a guy like Laurence Mauroney and his style of running. Like he knows anything about FOOT-WORK! The last time Gresh probably ran was to be first in line at the Grand Opening of a fucking Olive Garden. Fat fuck.

[Atom Brain]

we were neighbors in the north end for two years and drank together at least twice a week at the Drummer on Salem during 1999-2001. The drummer, like a lot of north end places, was just beer and wine, though he threw the owner some Sox tic in order to keep a bottle of SoCo on site for him. Code word was "scooby doo" (i shit you not). one night the dude kept asking for another and another and stronger and in pint glasses. he got so fucked up, puked, went outside and puked some more, came back in all sweaty and smelling of puke and farts, and mumbles "scooby jew" and was asked to leave. two days later, he says "lets get a drink at the push-cart" he found another unsuspecting bar owner.

Awesome.

I heard in his bachelor days of the North End he was known for taking home some absolute pigs.

[khan]

I heard in his bachelor days of the North End he was known for taking home some absolute pigs.

he got very little poody, but he'd be all over any chick that would give him the time of day. we'd sick back and just wait for him to throw-up in his mouth while chatting up some dowg, or something nasty. he'd always run outside to fart and come back in with the gas trail following him














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This post has been edited by khan: Nov 5 2007, 03:34 PM

[Atom Brain]

he got very little poody, but he'd be all over any chick that would give him the time of day. we'd sick back and just wait for him to throw-up in his mouth while chatting up some dowg, or something nasty. he'd always run outside to fart and come back in with the gas trail following him
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It's awesome that he is as physically vile as I thought he was.

[DanPM]

Awesome.

I heard in his bachelor days of the North End he was known for taking home some absolute pigs.

Really?

I figured a guy that handsome would land some premium ass.

[Danny Vermin]

But the sad thing is that people DO take them seriously. I listen casually, but mainly because I just like trying to figure out what the fuck Smerlas is saying. I also grew up in Buffalo so I like listening to Vic Carucci too.

People take Michael Savage and Bill O'Reilly seriously too.

[WTF Jones]

I heard in his bachelor days of the North End he was known for taking home some absolute pigs.

Yeah well, in fairness, you just described 80% of the single, male population.

[Atom Brain]

Really?

I figured a guy that handsome would land some premium ass.

Well, to be fair, there is a difference between taking home pigs and BEING KNOWN for taking home pigs.

[DanPM]

Yeah well, in fairness, you just described 80% of the single, male population.

and 100% of me and my friends

[Dan from providence]

Gresh's claim to fame is A) being from Pennsylvania B) playing or at least being a member of the URI Rams football team in the 1990s.

C) He likes to talk WRESTLING

No wonder 99.7 FM The Score is in the shitter

[Charlemagne]

we were neighbors in the north end for two years and drank together at least twice a week at the Drummer on Salem during 1999-2001. The drummer, like a lot of north end places, was just beer and wine, though he threw the owner some Sox tic in order to keep a bottle of SoCo on site for him. Code word was "scooby doo" (i shit you not). one night the dude kept asking for another and another and stronger and in pint glasses. he got so fucked up, puked, went outside and puked some more, came back in all sweaty and smelling of puke and farts, and mumbles "scooby jew" and was asked to leave. two days later, he says "lets get a drink at the push-cart" he found another unsuspecting bar owner.

That font size you use is funnier than anything that has ever been on the Weiner Whiner line.

[TOPPER]

he got very little poody, but he'd be all over any chick that would give him the time of day. we'd sick back and just wait for him to throw-up in his mouth while chatting up some dowg, or something nasty. he'd always run outside to fart and come back in with the gas trail following him
.

What kida gross shit was he eating that made the dude so fuckin nasty and farty? Did he ever even once grab any decent broads?

[TOPPER]

Well, to be fair, there is a difference between taking home pigs and BEING KNOWN for taking home pigs.

Exactly, there is such a thing as being discreet about shit like that. I guess that's kinda hard when you're hammered on illegally obtained SoCo 24/7.

[Charlemagne]

What kida gross shit was he eating that made the dude so fuckin nasty and farty? Did he ever even once grab any decent broads?

Isn't The North End now home to a lot of hot, single, cokehead rich lawyer gals.

[Danny Vermin]

Isn't The North End now home to a lot of hot, single, cokehead rich lawyer gals.

Actually, that's the "West End". The Longfellow Towers over by the Garden are home to a bunch of slimy Law Offices, the lawyers of which also happen to have hidden coke binge fuck shacks rented there.

Jeffery Denner, Esq. has two in there alone, where he hides all his client's dirty laundry and bangs his secretary and her 20 something daughter.

[TOPPER]

Actually, that's the "West End". The Longfellow Towers over by the Garden are home to a bunch of slimy Law Offices, the lawyers of which also happen to have hidden coke binge fuck shacks rented there.

Jeffery Denner, Esq. has two in there alone, where he hides all his client's dirty laundry and bangs his secretary and her 20 something daughter.

Much of this is true. Denner is not well-liked in town. He comes of as an arrogant prick, and he's bad break ups with a number of firms. Not at all surprised he's banging a few broads, probably coke 'ho's. I've been in a bunch of these "law offices," they all have showers and shit, just like an apt. You know guys are pulling shit over there. One of the worst was a guy named Dace Moore, who later lost his ticket. He used to hire only hot Asian broads at his place, and he'd brag to other guys how submissive these girls were, what a creep.

[Charlemagne]

Actually, that's the "West End". The Longfellow Towers over by the Garden are home to a bunch of slimy Law Offices, the lawyers of which also happen to have hidden coke binge fuck shacks rented there.

Jeffery Denner, Esq. has two in there alone, where he hides all his client's dirty laundry and bangs his secretary and her 20 something daughter.

It's good to be king

[TOPPER]

Isn't The North End now home to a lot of hot, single, cokehead rich lawyer gals.

I can't speak to how it is now, but this was true in the '90's, as all the party girls who had some money were living in the North End, because they considered it "safe," i.e. no blacks, and pretty much no crime. Also, lots of party girls in C'Town , for similar reasons.

[khan]

What kida gross shit was he eating that made the dude so fuckin nasty and farty?

spaghetti dinners from the dino's

[TOPPER]

spaghetti dinners from the dino's

Probaably with extra garlic to enhance his farting prowess.

[khan]

Probaably with extra garlic to enhance his farting prowess.

it was not uncommon seeing Pete walking from the Dino's on the way to the Push-Cart for drinkd, eating spaghetti dinners right ouit of a carton, with a oil and sauce all over his chin and collar.

[WTF Jones]

it was not uncommon seeing Pete walking from the Dino's on the way to the Push-Cart for drinkd, eating spaghetti dinners right ouit of a carton, with a oil and sauce all over his chin and collar.

The Connecticut School of Broadcasting must be so proud.