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| Woody Goodbeat |
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QUOTE(lisalisa @ Oct 9 2008, 12:14 PM)  I wasn't referring to you. What happened |
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Oct 9 2008, 11:18 AM
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QUOTE(JodyThePig @ Oct 9 2008, 11:19 AM) I'm going to subject all of you to harsh moral judgment as soon as this Girl Scout is finished blowing me. Harsh. Moral. Judgment. OOOOO dat samosas! |
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Oct 9 2008, 12:25 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Oct 9 2008, 10:06 AM)   Dungeons and Dagons! |
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Oct 9 2008, 02:38 PM
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QUOTE(Colt45 @ Oct 9 2008, 10:02 AM)  were you high ? "The bus came by, and I go on that's when it all began............" G |
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| Electric Larry |
Oct 9 2008, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE(DotRat @ Oct 9 2008, 12:25 PM) Dungeons and Dagons! that's fucking awesome. in answer to the previous questions: yes, I'm over forty. That's just plain weird and creepy. plus - she wasn't really hot. |
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Oct 9 2008, 08:09 PM
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WATCH OUT FOR THE VAGINA!
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Oct 9 2008, 08:58 PM
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Thanks to you this girl had to ask some other old fart to buy her beer.
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Oct 9 2008, 09:03 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Oct 9 2008, 08:58 PM) Thanks to you this girl had to ask some other old fart to buy her beer. we'll always have the observatory - and the barn. |
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Oct 9 2008, 09:04 PM
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and the bus
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Oct 9 2008, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(DanPM @ Oct 9 2008, 09:04 PM) and the bus hopefully the other old fart wasn't the bus driver. |
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Oct 9 2008, 09:11 PM
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QUOTE(TEX @ Oct 9 2008, 08:09 PM) WATCH OUT FOR THE VAGINA! did we ever get any feedback about his date last friday?? |
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| Electric Larry |
Oct 9 2008, 10:09 PM
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QUOTE(peeweeswafer @ Oct 9 2008, 09:11 PM) did we ever get any feedback about his date last friday?? it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a ritzy beach house and had my own suite... girl brought her chaperone along and we've seen each other off & on since april. at first i was resigning it to friendship (no, ELK; there's no threesome shit potential); but she called me today. she's not 19. |
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Oct 9 2008, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 11:09 PM) it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a ritzy beach house and had my own suite... girl brought her chaperone along and we've seen each other off & on since april. at first i was resigning it to friendship (no, ELK; there's no threesome shit potential); but she called me today. she's not 19. 18? |
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| Electric Larry |
Oct 9 2008, 10:14 PM
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QUOTE(WTF Jones @ Oct 9 2008, 10:12 PM) 18? |
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Oct 10 2008, 08:39 AM
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So she's going to play the dirty-old-man next time?
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Oct 10 2008, 08:43 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 11:14 PM) 31 - but she's agreed to roleplay |
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Oct 10 2008, 08:52 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 10:09 PM) it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a ritzy beach house and had my own suite... girl brought her chaperone along and we've seen each other off & on since april. at first i was resigning it to friendship (no, ELK; there's no threesome shit potential); but she called me today. she's not 19. Generally speaking, threesomes are Brixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx's bag,bra. |
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Oct 10 2008, 03:31 PM
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QUOTE(whatthefuck @ Oct 9 2008, 10:11 AM) Screws AND eats teenage girls. cunning linguist! |
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Oct 10 2008, 11:55 PM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 9 2008, 10:09 PM) it was pretty cool i guess. i got to sleep in a ritzy beach house and had my own suite... girl brought her chaperone along and we've seen each other off & on since april. at first i was resigning it to friendship (no, ELK; there's no threesome shit potential); but she called me today. she's not 19. she brought her chaperone? |
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| Electric Larry |
Oct 11 2008, 10:42 AM
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QUOTE(peeweeswafer @ Oct 10 2008, 11:55 PM) she brought her chaperone? yes! every time i see this woman she brings her friend. it makes sense the first couple of times, or if she weren't interested in anything more than friendship, but come on! she directly asked me if i was interested in her at one point recently - i said i am, but i don't want to be rude to the friend and all... i think the friend is very needy and afraid of losing her - they go everywhere together. i believe that i will resign this one to friendship, anyway. (she's way too old for me ) |
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Oct 11 2008, 10:52 AM
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QUOTE(bobby dagon @ Oct 11 2008, 10:42 AM) yes! every time i see this woman she brings her friend. it makes sense the first couple of times, or if she weren't interested in anything more than friendship, but come on! she directly asked me if i was interested in her at one point recently - i said i am, but i don't want to be rude to the friend and all... i think the friend is very needy and afraid of losing her - they go everywhere together. i believe that i will resign this one to friendship, anyway. (she's way too old for me )yeah- this is a problem. don't waste any more time with this- mixed signals here means she's confused she needs to figure out what she wants on her own time, not yours you've escaped the vagina once again |
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Oct 11 2008, 11:03 AM
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QUOTE(peeweeswafer @ Oct 11 2008, 11:52 AM) yeah- this is a problem. don't waste any more time with this- mixed signals here means she's confused she needs to figure out what she wants on her own time, not yours you've escaped the vagina once again Nick of time vagina escape - well played BD I agree with PeeWee - sounds like she's using the friend as a buffer of some sort - whether she's confused about how she feels for you - or just confused in general and afraid to get too close to someone. BD you're in school for psychology - how can you miss this one babe? |
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| Electric Larry |
Oct 11 2008, 11:21 AM
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QUOTE(JuJuagogo @ Oct 11 2008, 11:03 AM) Nick of time vagina escape - well played BD I agree with PeeWee - sounds like she's using the friend as a buffer of some sort - whether she's confused about how she feels for you - or just confused in general and afraid to get too close to someone. BD you're in school for psychology - how can you miss this one babe? oh, i caught it. its her friend not wanting to lose her and pulling the feel sorry for me act at the last minute (she wasn't supposed to tag along last week) - but my friend could put her foot down if she wanted to. i think she's lonely and wants desperately to be with someone, but she's really not all that interested in me. i don't really mind - i need to catch a bus, anyway. |
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Oct 11 2008, 11:22 AM
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QUOTE(JuJuagogo @ Oct 11 2008, 11:03 AM) Nick of time vagina escape - well played BD In Soviet Russia, sometimes the bus catches you |
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| Electric Larry |
Oct 11 2008, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE(DotRat @ Oct 11 2008, 11:22 AM) In Soviet Russia, sometimes the bus catches you the vag bus is never on time. |
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