 WE POLKED YOU IN '44, WE SHALL PIERCE YOU IN '52, and other great past political campaign slogans... |
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| Flipper |
 Sep 16 2008, 08:52 PM
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"HE KEPT US OUT OF WAR" was particularly delicious, as it got Woodrow Wilson re-elected in 1916, only to have him lead us in to WWI a mere five months later.
Another great: "COX AND COCKTAILS", as used by renowned druknard Warren G. Harding to defeat the anti-Prohibitonist James M. Cox. This post has been edited by Flipper: Sep 16 2008, 08:53 PM |
 
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| MrCheese |
Sep 16 2008, 09:13 PM
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Blow jobs are better than no jobs.
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| dimenno |
Sep 16 2008, 09:20 PM
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Speaking in Indiana [in 1952], Nixon described [Adlai] Stevenson as a man with a "Ph.D. from Dean Acheson's cowardly college of Communist containment."
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Sep 16 2008, 10:33 PM
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In your guts you know he'll win 40 states.
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| dimenno |
Sep 16 2008, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE(Maximum Tor @ Sep 16 2008, 10:33 PM)  In your guts you know he'll win 40 states. "In Your Heart You Know He's Right...Far Right."--Mad Magazine, 1964. |
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| dimenno |
Sep 17 2008, 03:36 PM
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"My daddy doesn't like me," said the boy.
"But, your daddy is dead." "Yes, but he came back to vote for Lyndon Johnson and he didn't come by to see me...." |
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Sep 17 2008, 04:06 PM
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Obama said knock you out
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| dimenno |
Sep 17 2008, 04:56 PM
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H. Ross Perot -- aka "Short Poser"
Spiro Agnew -- "W[h]ips a Negro" or, "Grow A Penis. ... |
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| dimenno |
Sep 17 2008, 04:57 PM
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GEORGE W. BUSH--HE KEPT US OUT OF WATTS.
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Sep 17 2008, 05:19 PM
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"Abortion, amnesty, acid, rum, Romanism, and rebellion: Vote for a nattering nabob of negativism."
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| dimenno |
Sep 17 2008, 07:33 PM
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Rumpsy Dumpsy. Rumpsy Dumpsy Colonel Johnson killed Tecumseh! http://books.google.com/books?id=JREMAAAAM...2&ct=result |
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Sep 17 2008, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(JodyThePig @ Sep 17 2008, 06:19 PM) "Abortion, amnesty, acid, rum, Romanism, and rebellion: Vote for a nattering nabob of negativism." "Rum Romanism and Rebellion" might be my favorite slogan ever. Some band should jump on this as it would make a great album title (although it is a bit "Poguese-esque"). "54-40 or Fight" |
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Sep 17 2008, 08:12 PM
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QUOTE(Charlemagne @ Sep 17 2008, 08:06 PM) "Rum Romanism and Rebellion" might be my favorite slogan ever. Some band should jump on this as it would make a great album title (although it is a bit "Poguese-esque"). "54-40 or Fight" Been done. It was pretty good, too. But I don't remember who it was. |
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| dimenno |
Sep 17 2008, 08:14 PM
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Moses said to the people, "Take up your shovels, mount your asses and your camels, and follow me! I will lead you to the promised land!"
Franklin Roosevelt said to the people, "Lean on your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel! This IS the promised land!" |
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| dimenno |
Oct 15 2008, 08:34 PM
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Monica is thirty? Seems like only yesterday she was crawling around on the floor of the Oval Office....
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