Owning a dog is stupid. Options

[Sharpening Knives]

Getting a dog is like adopting a hairy, severely mentally-handicapped child: they need assistance going to the bathroom, they drool uncontrollably, scream around strangers (when not attempting to have sex with them), eat their own poop, smell funky, constantly fondle themselves and typically die before reaching their teens.

Discuss.

[Bad Jack Olson]

Ah, shut up.

[lansdowne]

Getting a dog is like adopting a hairy, severely mentally-handicapped child: they need assistance going to the bathroom, they drool uncontrollably, scream around strangers (when not attempting to have sex with them), eat their own poop, smell funky, constantly fondle themselves and typically die before reaching their teens.

Discuss.

That is true if you get the wrong breed to suit your lifesyle and don't take care of it at all. have you owned a dog before?

[JimBob]

Owning dogs fucking rules...poorly trained dogs act poorly

I miss my dogs, the ex kept 'em...fuck

[Thatcher]

Getting a dog is like adopting a hairy, severely mentally-handicapped child: they need assistance going to the bathroom, they drool uncontrollably, scream around strangers (when not attempting to have sex with them), eat their own poop, smell funky, constantly fondle themselves and typically die before reaching their teens.

Discuss.

Being the NB dog whisperer...I'd say that you have zero idea what you're talking about...from your many posts before you hate animals...you probably had a bad experience when you were younger, and are now a quivering angry pussy around dogs.

[fish fanatic]

Getting a dog is like adopting a hairy, severely mentally-handicapped child: they need assistance going to the bathroom, they drool uncontrollably, scream around strangers (when not attempting to have sex with them), eat their own poop, smell funky, constantly fondle themselves and typically die before reaching their teens.

Discuss.

Based on your post, I would agree that you owning a dog would be stupid, LOL

[lansdowne]

Being the NB dog whisperer...I'd say that you have zero idea what you're talking about...from your many posts before you hate animals...you probably had a bad experience when you were younger, and are now a quivering angry pussy around dogs.

thatcher you probably got this guy pegged, But you don't lie 2001st post and your getting to be more of a douche

[smcd]

Owning a dog is stupid if you're not prepared to commit the time to care for it properly.

[Tantra, Goddess of Flight]

Getting a dog is like adopting a hairy, severely mentally-handicapped child: they need assistance going to the bathroom, they drool uncontrollably, scream around strangers (when not attempting to have sex with them), eat their own poop, smell funky, constantly fondle themselves and typically die before reaching their teens.

Discuss.

So you don't like dogs, then don't get one, and for the dogs' sake, PLEASE don't ever get one, but I wouldn't expect too many people to be on your side. TOPPER would agree with you, though. He doesn't see the point of pets. Maybe you can anti-pet bond with him.

[TOPPER]

So you don't like dogs, then don't get one, and for the dogs' sake, PLEASE don't ever get one, but I wouldn't expect too many people to be on your side. TOPPER would agree with you, though. He doesn't see the point of pets. Maybe you can anti-pet bond with him.

yOU'RE RIGHT, I don't. Strangely, I actually prefer the company of humans over dogs. There is no point in having pets, other than an excuse to go walk the dog so you don't have to associate with your spouse.

[fish fanatic]

yOU'RE RIGHT, I don't. Strangely, I actually prefer the company of humans over dogs. There is no point in having pets, other than an excuse to go walk the dog so you don't have to associate with your spouse.

That is a really good reason though

This post has been edited by fish fanatic: Mar 4 2008, 11:58 PM

[His Daddy]

Dogs are the closest thing in the world to angels.

[coughlin]

if the average human offered the unconditional love the average dog does, i would gladly scoop their poop.

[sue]

Discuss.

What's to discuss? By the time you're an adult, you know whether you like dogs or not, and you're not going to change your mind because of anything some ass posts on a messageboard.

[Sharpening Knives]

Being the NB dog whisperer...I'd say that you have zero idea what you're talking about...from your many posts before you hate animals...you probably had a bad experience when you were younger, and are now a quivering angry pussy around dogs.

I love animals. I have had dozens of pets, just none as useless as a dog. I'm not scared of them, exactly, I would gladly eat one.

You are all playing nicely into my self-amusement bear trap, please continue?

[His Daddy]

I love animals. I have had dozens of pets, just none as useless as a dog. I'm not scared of them, exactly, I would gladly eat one.

You are all playing nicely into my self-amusement bear trap, please continue?

You caught the D.I.V. didn't you?

[mike oliver]

Getting a dog is like adopting a hairy, severely mentally-handicapped child: they need assistance going to the bathroom, they drool uncontrollably, scream around strangers (when not attempting to have sex with them), eat their own poop, smell funky, constantly fondle themselves and typically die before reaching their teens.

Discuss.

Dude, man's best friend .I have a choclate and yellow lab and I couldn't imagine my life withiut them . House trained ,good with kids, dumb but smart at same time and I live in Dartmouth with plenty space to roam on my property. But to each his own.

[allswellgirl]

Getting a dog is like adopting a hairy, severely mentally-handicapped child: they need assistance going to the bathroom, they drool uncontrollably, scream around strangers (when not attempting to have sex with them), eat their own poop, smell funky, constantly fondle themselves and typically die before reaching their teens.

Discuss.

This are all excellent points - so true!
Life can only get better with a dog in it.

[Harvey Mushman]

I think anyone planning to breed should have a dog first.
It should be mandatory.
See how you do with the dog before you try training a kid.
I for one, know my limits.
After failing to properly raise my little menace I will never try to raise a child.

[tom from out of town]

Dogs are the closest thing in the world to angels.

[James Fucking Mason]

Being the NB dog whisperer...I'd say that you have zero idea what you're talking about...from your many posts before you hate animals...you probably had a bad experience when you were younger, and are now a quivering angry pussy around dogs.

Dong whisperer AND apparently an amateur psychoanalyst taboot...

Top notch.

[elk]

yOU'RE RIGHT, I don't. Strangely, I actually prefer the company of humans over dogs. There is no point in having pets, other than an excuse to go walk the dog so you don't have to associate with your spouse.

Your mom won't let you have one, eh? That's tough. Don't worry, if you ever get your own place you can get a pet.

[musclecah]

Owning dogs fucking rules...poorly trained dogs act poorly

I miss my dogs, the ex kept 'em...fuck

Same thing happend to me... and my ex never liked my dog to begin with... she had the shepard and I had this greyhoud /shepard mix that looked like an alien puppy... "she'll eat the cats!" "greyhounds eat cats!" uhmmm yeah, So anyways, Sam was 3 when I split, I didn't get to hug her again til she was 5... I wasn't allowed on the property cause I might steal a rock or something... but the ex made sure she was tied out when I picked up the kids so I could see her from the street... Eventually she wanted to move in with her boyfriend and could only take one dog with her , so I got Sam back... and she was w/ me for another 8 years... passed on three years ago... really sucked... still have dreams about her...

now we have two huskies... completely retahhded, but also 100% harmless... good thing when you own property... one's a 6 month old female (Kita), the other a 3yr old male (Harry)... I'll post some pics lattah... Chris-cah.

[lisalisa]

nothing say I love you more then dogs running into the house after being sprayed by a skunk.

[sellmememories]

Getting a dog is like adopting a hairy, severely mentally-handicapped child: they need assistance going to the bathroom, they drool uncontrollably, scream around strangers (when not attempting to have sex with them), eat their own poop, smell funky, constantly fondle themselves and typically die before reaching their teens.

Discuss.

I <3 Dogs but that was hilarious.